Q: If a 15-year-old girl is raped by her 40-year-old father, do you think that she should not be allowed to have an abortion?
Here’s my counsel: Be careful on this one, Sarah! They’re out to get you! Talk about how Dinosaurs and Humans coexisted 5999 years ago, or something! Anything but say you believe in the sallow-fruits of incest and coertion!
A: I’d counsel her to choose life.
Well, I suppose you could have done worse, like, say, pulling out a 30-06 and shooting Katie Couric in the head with it. From an Airplane you used to chase her to the point of exhaustion.